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The
Book of Revelations and the Rapture
by Mano Singham
I am a huge fan of the English comic writer
P. G. Wodehouse, especially of his Jeeves and Wooster books.
These books are so funny that I have to literally wipe tears
from my eyes. (Dave Barry has the same effect on me.) The plots
are pretty much the same in all the Jeeves stories but the smoothness
of Wodehouse's writing, his superb comic touch, and his precise
choice of words make them a joy to read. Even though I have read
all of the Jeeves books many times and know all the plots by
heart, I still re-read them periodically. Both Wodehouse and
George Orwell had a command of the language that I admire.
In
a typical Jeeves story, the hapless Bertie Wooster is invariably
at some point trapped in a fast moving series of events that
swirl around him, pulling him in all directions, none of them
promising good outcomes for him, before Jeeves ingeniously
rescues him and provides happy endings all around. But often, when
the
chaos is at its height and Bertie feels completely overwhelmed,
he would say that he "felt like he was living in the Book
of Revelations."
If you read the Book of Revelations
(the last book of the Biblical New Testament, also called "The
Revelation of John")
you will see what Bertie means. It is for the most part a
bizarre series of visions involving strange animals, angels,
stars
crashing into the ground, the sun getting eaten up, fires,
plagues, and
mass killings that would be a challenge for any special effects
person, if it were ever to be made into a film.
When I was
studying to become a lay preacher in the Methodist church,
we pretty much gave this weird book a miss, treating
it as one might a dotty uncle who has to be invited to
every family function, but whom you hope will not make a scene
and wish no one would notice and ask about him. We studied
mainly
the Gospels that focused on the life and teaching of Jesus,
the Acts of the Apostles, some of the letters by Paul,
some of the
Old Testament prophets, church and biblical history, and
theology. We pretty much ignored the Book of Revelations.
It was just
too far out there.
So it is somewhat amazing to me that
it is this book that is driving much of the new militant Christianity,
while
the Gospels
and the actual teachings of Jesus have faded into the
background. And the idea that seems to have gripped the imagination
of many such Christians is that of the rapture, associated
with
the end
of the world.
Much of the basic beliefs about the
coming of the rapture come from the letters written by Paul to
various
communities,
but
the full apocalyptic vision of the rapture is found
in Revelations. This book is the source of much cryptic
language and symbolism
that enables people to pore over its significance and
look for clues as to when the rapture will occur, what
are the
signs of
its imminence, and how to identify the good and bad
people. Like the writings of Nostradamus, the "predictions" are
vague enough to allow for endless speculations and
to "explain" anything.
It also has enough numbers to keep numerologists busy
for millennia trying to interpret their meanings. The
numbers six, seven, and
twelve seem to have special significance.
(Incidentally,
there is a huge internet industry dealing with the rapture and
speculations about it are rampant.
One such
set of speculations deals with the identity of the "Antichrist" (who
seizes power for a short time after the rapture before
being vanquished), and nominees for that post include
Prince Charles
and Bill Clinton. See also the Rapture Index which
calculates (along the lines of the Dow Jones Index)
a number to give a measure
of how close we are to the rapture. Currently the
number stands at 149. This is below the 2002 peak
of 179 but
any number above
145 falls into the highest category, labeled as "fasten
your seat belts," meaning that the signs are
favorable to the rapture happening any time.)
As far
as I can tell, popular belief about the rapture
(as opposed to serious theology about it) is that
it is associated
with the
second coming of Jesus and marks the moment when
true believers in Christ (both dead and living),
will be
taken up to heaven
to join him. It will be a sudden event, occurring
without warning. People who are saved (and whose
names have
been "recorded" from
the beginning of time) will be taken up instantaneously
and disappear, leaving just their clothes behind.
So if you are with a group
of people and several of them suddenly vanish from
your sight, leaving their clothes and shoes in
a pile on the ground, that
means the rapture has occurred and you, personally,
have not made the cut.
Up to this point, since I
have a live-and-let-live philosophy, I have no
problems with the rapture.
If true believers
are taken away to lead blissful lives somewhere
other than the
Earth, leaving
the rest of us behind, I have no problem with
that. I wish them all happiness in their eternal life
as the
rest of
us somehow
muddle through on this Earth without them. Clearly
there will be some temporary disruptions in life
as new people
will have
to be found to do the jobs that those raptured
away used to do, but these do not seem to insurmountable
problems
since some estimates
put the number of people who will be raptured
as low as 144,000 (another number that appears in
Revelations).
But that is not apparently how it
works. Those left behind are not left alone, unfortunately.
We are
not to be kept
busy merely
distributing all the clothes left behind to
various Goodwill stores. Instead we are to be victims
of a massive and
gruesome slaughter, with huge rivers of blood
flowing everywhere,
before everything comes to an end. The book
of Revelations speaks
of the flowing blood rising to the height of
a horse's bridle for
a radius of 200 miles. (Since I enjoy mathematical
estimation problems, I briefly toyed with the
idea of estimating
how many corpses it would take to create this
much blood, but
simply
could not muster the enthusiasm for this straightforward
but macabre
task. But it would make for a nifty homework
problem in those religious schools that teach
about the
rapture seriously.)
It is hard to estimate how
many people take this idea of the rapture seriously but given
the numbers
claimed
by
the Dominionist
movement (around 30 million) it could be
quite large. The twelve sequential novels of the
Left Behind series
by Tim
LaHaye and
Jerry B. Jenkins (which weave a fictional
tale around the rapture) claim a combined readership
of 42 million.
Of
course, many
in that number will be repeat buyers of the
series and not all may
be believers in the underlying message, but
the numbers are still impressive. (Note that
LaHaye
is a co-founder
with
Jerry Falwell
of the Moral Majority and works at Falwell's
Liberty University in Virginia.)
I haven't
actually read the Left Behind books myself or seen the film based
on them (with
all the books
that I
would really
like to read, I just can't see myself reading
a million words of rapture-based fiction),
but Gene
Lyons has
a highly entertaining
review of all the books and their message
in the November 2004 issue of Harper's
Magazine. He says
that the "books portray
Midwestern suburbanites and born-again
Israeli converts as Warrior Jesus' allies
in an apocalyptic
struggle against a U.N.-anointed "World
Potentate," who looks "not unlike
a younger Robert Redford" and speaks
the language of science and liberal internationalism."
The
sins for which people are fingered to
be slaughtered at the end of the world
are
sexual
sins (fornication,
homosexuality) or those of apostasy and
blasphemy. Once again, it seems
as
if
the only sins worth the name are those
involving sex and violations of religious
orthodoxy.
Swindling retirees
out
of their life
savings, depriving people of health care,
making people work in sweatshops, stealing
from old
and poor people
whatever they have, cheating on your
taxes, beating your spouse
and
children,
being abusive to ones employees, seemingly
are not things which automatically disqualify
you
from being
taken up
at the rapture,
but take one wrong step on sexual and
doctrinal issues and you are toast.
Interestingly though, Barbara
R. Rossing in her book The Rapture Exposed says
that the
particular
form
of the apocalyptic
vision
that seems so appealing to many American
Christians these days was originated
by a nineteenth century
Scottish evangelist named John Darby
and owes its origins to
turmoil
over Darwinism. "Rossing
argues persuasively that certain people
are attracted to Darby's "dispensationalist
system with its Rapture theology because
it is so comprehensive and rational –
almost science-like – a feature that
made it especially appealing
during battles over evolution
during the 1920s and 1930s." (Lyons)
So
now we are back again with Darwin and
evolution in the cross hairs of the
evangelical
movement.
It is interesting
to me
how these two strands of human thought
(science and religion) keep
butting up against each other. Rossing's
thesis sheds some
more light on why evolutionary theory
seems to be such a burr under
the saddle for evangelical Christians,
driving them to furious opposition,
in ways that
other scientific
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